Utter Nonsense From A Privileged Whore

Paris cover

1. Turn It Up
2. Fightin’ Over Me
3. Stars Are Blind
4. I Want You
5. Jealousy
6. Heartbeat
7. Nothing In This World
8. Screwed
9. Not Leaving Without You
10. Turn You On
11. Do Ya Think I’m Sexy

Now I am not a fan of Paris Hilton at all. I don’t mind her whorish ways though. I was rather amused to watch her poorly give head on tape and dance around with her Marcy Darcy figure. When I hear she was coming out with an album I wasnt surprise. What else would you do when you are famous, have a bottomless bank account, and no talent. Paris teamed up with super producer Scott Storch and a sleu of songwriters to pen her solo debut. To my surprise the album wasnt an ear sore. The album is filled with cookie cutter songs about going out and partying accompanied by impressive production and a great Pro Tools engineer. Paris voice doesnt crack once on this CD (Talk about money well spent). Her lead single “Stars Are Blind” actually sounds cool enough to let play through. If I didnt know who she was maybe I wouldnt be as biased as I was in the beginning. On Jealousy she takes a few semi subliminal shots at her ex BFF Nicole Richie (The Two have reunited recently). She tries to get street credibility by collaborating with Fat Joe and Jadakiss (Sounds like a favor to Scott for discount beats). Fat Joes verse is whatever while Jadakiss punchline delivers as usual. On Heartbeat Paris give me a stiffy when she whispers “My Heart beats like a drum….when I hear you cum” (I Swear She Says This!!!). Now this line alone let’s you know she f*cked everything from the mailman to the tanned gay cabana boy at daddy’s hotels. I can imagine a non hetero club somewhere in Chealsea having this album on repeat. It just comes to show you that when you have money, an excess amount of time, and no responsibilites…you can do whatever the f**k you want.

One Response to “Utter Nonsense From A Privileged Whore”

  1. NeverNervous Says:
    October 16th, 2006 at 8:44 pm

    Why, in the hell did someone give this dumbass a deal? This goes to show you that when you are rich, you can do and say whatever you want. Talent or No Talent! She just needs to stick to sex tapes, she is great at that.

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